Welcome to the most unhinged corner of the internet dedicated to prompt journals, emotional merch, and brutally honest creative chaos. I'm a creator, parent, and full-time realist making sarcastic, therapeutic tools for people who feel too much and say too little. Whether you're here to write, vent, cry-laugh, or buy something that screams “I’m barely holding it together” — you’re in the right place. Dive into a world where your thoughts can roam free, and every product is a reflection of the beautifully chaotic human experience. Here, we celebrate authenticity and encourage you to embrace the messiness of life. Our collection is designed to resonate with your inner voice, offering everything from heartfelt journals to quirky merchandise that reflects your unique journey. Each item is crafted with intention, aiming to inspire and uplift, while also providing a safe space for you to explore your thoughts and emotions. Join our community of like-minded individuals who understand that creativity thrives in chaos.
Our Mission
To create blank books and sarcastic merch that make people laugh, cry, vent, and spiral — preferably all in one sitting.
We believe in low-key therapy, high-key honesty, and giving people paper to unload their unfiltered chaos. Whether you're journaling or disassociating — we’ve got pages for that.
Our Commitment
We’re committed to making relatable, real-world products that punch you in the gut and pat you on the back.
We don’t do fluff. We don’t do fake. We do paper, humor, and the kind of emotional support that doesn’t require insurance. Every product is created with intention, printed with love, and occasionally fueled by coffee and spite.
Ride the chaos with us!
Join the glorious mess.
We’re winging it one weird product at a time — and somehow, people keep buying. Stick around as we expand this oddball empire of blank pages, broken pencils, and questionable life choices across the globe.
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We don’t spam. We just emotionally overshare.
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